:))

[Hizra 0]

Плачу))))))))))))))))))))

Джордж Буш - GB. Кондолиза Райс - CR.

Обсуждение назначения Ху Дзиньтао на должность председателя КНР.

GB: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

CR: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

GB: Great. Lay it on me.

CR: Hu is the new leader of China.

GB: That's what I want to know.

CR: That's what I'm telling you.

GB: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

CR: Yes.

GB: I mean the fellow's name.

CR: Hu.

GB: The guy in China.

CR: Hu.

GB: The new leader of China.

CR: Hu.

GB: The Chinaman!

CR: Hu is leading China.

GB: Now whaddya' asking me for?

CR: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

GB: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

CR: That's the man's name.

GB: That's who's name?

CR: Yes.

GB: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

CR: Yes, sir.

GB: Yassir??? Yassir Arafat is in China?! I thought he was in the Middle East.

CR: That's correct.

GB: Then who is in China?

CR: Yes, sir.

GB: Yassir is in China?

CR: No, sir.

GB: Then who is?

CR: Yes, sir.

GB: Yassir?

CR: No, sir.

GB: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

CR: Kofi?

GB: No, thanks.

CR: You want Kofi?

GB: No.

CR: You don't want Kofi.

GB: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

CR: Yes, sir.

GB: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

CR: Kofi?

GB: Milk! Will you please make the call?

CR: And call who?

GB: Who is the guy at the U.N?

CR: Hu is the guy in China.

GB: Will you stay out of China?!

CR: Yes, sir. GB: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

CR: Kofi.

GB: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(CR picks up the phone.)

CR: Rice, here.

GB: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

[Gavra 1]

ГЫгЫГгЫГГЫЫгГЫГЫГГЫгГЫгГЫгЫГГЫг

Мы тут всем офисом ржали...............

Отлично!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[cherry_coke 1]

А чё, весело. Оба тупые.

[Ozzik 0]

prikolno, tolko chtot s angliyskim tugovato:) mozhno Fr variant:)?

[RedDevil 0]

гыгыгыгыгы.........ну оч. приколЬно))))))

&22& &22& &22& &22& &22& &22& &22& &22& &22& &22& &22& &22& &22& &22& &22& &22& &22& &22& &22& &22& &22& &22& &22& &22&

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[zimbabwa 0]

ГЫгЫГЫГг!ГЫЦ!!

Прикольно!!!

[Bunker? 0]

Трындец! Я чуть не уписался!!! :lol:

[Олiкс 2]

&22& &22& &22& &22& &22& ЫГЫГЫГЫГЫГЫГЫГЫ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ОФФФИГЕННАЯ ВЕЩЬ!!!! ОЛЯ, 5.. не, 12 баллов!!!!!! &24& &24& &24& &24& &24& &24& &22& &22& &22& &22& &22&

[Nicks 2]

...гыыыыыы )))))) оч похоже на Буша! очень!

[RedDevil 0]

А спорим что Вовка ниче не понял)))))))))))))))

гыгыгыгыгы... но ему мона перевести)))

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Олiкс 2]

А Херня получится если перевести!... не то абсолютно будет, это надо инглиш знать....

[zimbabwa 0]

ТАк в этом то весь прикол.....особенность языка.....

мля.

[ozz 0]

кое что перевести можно, например кофе...

[Cheshirskaia 0]

Супер! :lol:

Да тут знания английского-то особые не нужны, больше имена политикоф... Класс!!! :lol:

[zimbabwa 0]

кое что перевести можно, например кофе...

Ага...а как насчет ХУ???

ГЫгЫГ!!???

[Traffic_Jam__[TJ] 7]

Super!!!!

Реальная тема!

Как Буш, выглядит, такой тупой он и в жизни...